By the way, should I penalize this movie for having a grammar error in the title? It should be Drive Angrily. Because you see, just having all hell breaking lose is fine, but it's really nothing compared to having all hell break lose in 3D! I mean, did I enjoy watching William Fichtner of Prison Break walking toward me? Sure, but when I imagine what I missed by not seeing him walk toward me in 3D, it makes me.well, angry. This movie assaulted me-throwing slow-motion bullets, coins, flying cars, baseball bats, severed fingers, pieces of glass, blood, and whatever else its makers could find into my living room. Meanwhile, a mysterious man known as The Accountant pursues Milton while he pursues the devil worshippers. Milton meets a waitress, kills her fiance with an air conditioner, and takes her along on the trip. Plot: John Milton (oh, geez) is angry as he drives in search of some devil worshippers who killed his daughter and are about to sacrifice his granddaughter.
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